WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD ?....
Plato:
For the greater good.
Karl Marx:
It was a historical inevitability.
Timothy Leary:
Because that's the only kind of trip the Establishment would let it take.
Nietzsche:
Because if you gaze too long across the Road, the Road gazes also across you.
Oliver North:
National Security was at stake.
Jean-Paul Sartre:
In order to act in good faith and be true to itself, the chicken found it necessary to
cross the road.
Albert Einstein:
Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your
frame of reference.
Aristotle:
To actualize its potential.
Buddha:
If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature.
Salvador Dali:
The Fish.
Darwin:
It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.
Ralph Waldo Emerson:
It didn't cross the road; it transcended it.
Saddam Hussein:
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of
nerve gas on it.
Jack Nicholson:
'cause it (censored) wanted to. That's the (censored) reason.
Ronald Reagan:
I forget
The Sphinx:
You tell me.
Mark Twain:
The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.
Joseph Stalin:
I don't care. Catch it. Crack its eggs to make my omelet.
Captain James T. Kirk:
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.